If I ever met the average man
Of average height and average weight
I’d want to kick him in his average nuts
Feeding the wolf with the loudest bark
Missing the light and seeing the dark
Happiness is measured in pounds
Time to opt out and make a choice
Time to let you hear me voice
A liberation from limitation and suffocation
Shove it up sideways
Shove it up sideways
A rejuvenation from intimidation and incarceration
Shove it up sideways
Shove it up sideways
Rolling the eyes then piss and moan
Back-stab and bitch then rubbish your own
Disappointment’s medicated with alcohol
Scoring the points and having a pop
Never speaking up for fear of the drop
And perfecting a perfect poker face